Tag Archive | snark

And a Snarky New Year

Let’s start the new year with some fun.

Coming up, a familiar face. Many of us know this character from his appearances on Fox TV’s “The Family Guy”.

Others recognize him — figuratively or literally — from our own subconscious dark recesses.

Celebrating our shadow, friend or nemesis:  “The Evil Monkey”

Coming up next….

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Little Yappy Dogs

They make up in chutzpah what they lack in space

these cretins of the canine race

obnoxious as day is long

toy dogs

w/ complexes Napoleon


Tweeted on July 31, 2010 at 2:34 p.m.

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Hair

Short covets long

lusts bob

Strait perms

frizzy irons

Brunettes tint

Bleached blondes

Purple matrons

Skinhead dudes

Bald clutch Rogaine


Tweeted on July 24, 2010 at 4:27 p.m.
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Sorry

Sorry

You confuse me w/someone I never was

Mirrors reflect deception

Shadows stalk pseudonyms

Dreams suffer amnesia

& tears evaporate

Tweeted:  October 28, 2009  9:28 pm CT
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Crocs

Crone clogs, laugh

Your stilettos shank

chic stab backs

Gravity fails feet first

Prada to podiatry

I walk in ugly shoes

over soothing mud


Twittered: May 4, 2009 8:25 pm CDT
© 2009 by Poetweetry
Note: Tweeted abbreviation written out as with normal poems, thus character count is more than 140 characters. Please view original here.