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Evil Monkey

With appreciation — and/or apologies — to Seth MacFarlane (@SethMacFarlane)

 

Evil Monkey lurks in UR closet still

Hoochies w/ Gucci

Poos in Choos

Adds notches 2belts

Nests in dirty laundry

Witnesses childhood

Evil-Monkey-family-guyJ’accuse!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Tweeted on Monday, January 7, 2013 at 4:28 p.m. CST

© 2013 by Audrey Schwartz Rivers and Poetweetry

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“Evil Monkey” is a character own Fox-TV “Family Guy”

created by Seth MacFarLane

copyright by Fuzzy Door Productions and 20th Century Fox Television

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Inconveniences

 

My blindness inconveniences

a haboob intercepts noon

I cede chauffeur duty

Trip on innuendo

Prod w/contorted cane

that lacks Tiffany pearl

 


Tweeted on Tuesday, November 27, 2012 at 10:18 p.m. CT

© 2012 by Audrey Schwartz Rivers and Poetweetry

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Rituals: At Thanksgiving Day

Happy Forgiving Day

distant kin

eat hearts out

Sudden death play-offs

tackle tribe rivalries

siblings ledger scores

Discard all leftovers

 

 

Tweeted on Wednesday, November 21, 2012 at 11:07 p.m. CT

©2012 by Audrey S. Rivers & Poetweetry

First Born

Anointed

blue ribbon shrine

pristine shoes

Daddy toe waltzes

bedroom sanctum

car keys

genetic guilt

default executor

Last shovelful of dirt

 

Tweeted on Thursday, November 1, 2012 at 4:30 p.m. CT

©2012 by Audrey S. Rivers & Poetweetry

Elections

“Purple States of America”
artwork by Audrey Schwartz Rivers
© 2012 All Rights Reserved

Note: This poem is not about any candidate or political party, just a comment about the constant animus of the political process.

Audacity of hope, nope, cope, dope

slipperyslope, microscope

grope, Europe, mope

interlope, Pope, fallop

trope, tightrope, misanthrope

VOTE

 


Tweeted on Monday, October 22, 2012 at 3:48 p.m. CT

© 2012 by Audrey Schwartz Rivers and Poetweetry

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Genesis

“Genesis”
artwork by Audrey Schwartz Rivers
© 2012 by Audrey Schwartz Rivers

Morning star crests

Cardinal chalks wind

Impulsive stem defies frost

Some obscure divinity ignites

& in God’s image

I create

Poetry


Tweeted on Saturday, October 20, 2012 at 5:56 pm CT

© 2012 by Audrey S. Rivers and Poetweetry

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