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"Worm Hole"© 2013 by Audrey Schwartz Rivers & Poetweetry

“Worm Hole”
© 2013 by Audrey Schwartz Rivers & Poetweetry

 

Serpentine Satan

Arse Auger

flush away Eden

pilfer polyp parasite

I warp into fetal labyrinth

curse each centipede inch

tail between legs

 


Tweeted on Monday, April 2, 2013, 8:30 pm CDT

© 2013 by Audrey Schwartz Rivers and Poetweetry

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Evil Monkey

With appreciation — and/or apologies — to Seth MacFarlane (@SethMacFarlane)

 

Evil Monkey lurks in UR closet still

Hoochies w/ Gucci

Poos in Choos

Adds notches 2belts

Nests in dirty laundry

Witnesses childhood

Evil-Monkey-family-guyJ’accuse!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Tweeted on Monday, January 7, 2013 at 4:28 p.m. CST

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“Evil Monkey” is a character own Fox-TV “Family Guy”

created by Seth MacFarLane

copyright by Fuzzy Door Productions and 20th Century Fox Television

Elections

“Purple States of America”
artwork by Audrey Schwartz Rivers
© 2012 All Rights Reserved

Note: This poem is not about any candidate or political party, just a comment about the constant animus of the political process.

Audacity of hope, nope, cope, dope

slipperyslope, microscope

grope, Europe, mope

interlope, Pope, fallop

trope, tightrope, misanthrope

VOTE

 


Tweeted on Monday, October 22, 2012 at 3:48 p.m. CT

© 2012 by Audrey Schwartz Rivers and Poetweetry

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What’s In A Name?

Re: The ongoing conflict among academic, literary & Concord elites as to how Henry David Thoreau’s name should be pronounced…

Ask a rose

what hybrid scents Spring best

if Will or Gertrude writes most true

Name=identity

but not thoroughly

captures the essence of you

 

 

Tweeted  Sunday, July 29, 2012 at 7:24 p.m. CDT

© 2012 by Audrey S. Rivers and Poetweetry

Nobody Told Me There’d Be Math!

Nothin’ adds up.

Answers appear in Arabic.

Can’t reckon “y.”

Variables multiply.

Deductions for naught

& a rat in the house ate my homework


Tweeted on Monday, December 20, 2010 at 6:53 pm

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