Worm Hole

“Worm Hole”
© 2013 by Audrey Schwartz Rivers & Poetweetry

 

Serpentine Satan

Arse Auger

flush away Eden

pilfer polyp parasite

I warp into fetal labyrinth

curse each centipede inch

tail between legs

 

Tweeted on Monday, April 2, 2013, 8:30 pm CDT

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Evil Monkey

With appreciation — and/or apologies — to Seth MacFarlane (@SethMacFarlane)

 

Evil Monkey lurks in UR closet still

Hoochies w/ Gucci

Poos in Choos

Adds notches 2belts

Nests in dirty laundry

Witnesses childhood

J’accuse!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Tweeted on Monday, January 7, 2013 at 4:28 p.m. CST

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“Evil Monkey” is a character own Fox-TV “Family Guy”

created by Seth MacFarLane

copyright by Fuzzy Door Productions and 20th Century Fox Television

Elections

“Purple States of America”
artwork by Audrey Schwartz Rivers
© 2012 All Rights Reserved

Note: This poem is not about any candidate or political party, just a comment about the constant animus of the political process.

Audacity of hope, nope, cope, dope

slipperyslope, microscope

grope, Europe, mope

interlope, Pope, fallop

trope, tightrope, misanthrope

VOTE

 

Tweeted on Monday, October 22, 2012 at 3:48 p.m. CT

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What’s In A Name?

Re: The ongoing conflict among academic, literary & Concord elites as to how Henry David Thoreau’s name should be pronounced…

Ask a rose

what hybrid scents Spring best

if Will or Gertrude writes most true

Name=identity

but not thoroughly

captures the essence of you

 

 

Tweeted  Sunday, July 29, 2012 at 7:24 p.m. CDT

© 2012 by Audrey S. Rivers and Poetweetry

Nobody Told Me There’d Be Math!

Nothin’ adds up.

Answers appear in Arabic.

Can’t reckon “y.”

Variables multiply.

Deductions for naught

& a rat in the house ate my homework

Tweeted on Monday, December 20, 2010 at 6:53 pm

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Tea Party

Lemon or honey

Steep or dunk

Sip in china

or slurp from mugs.

Once a genteel, social repast,

now we scald each other

with tea

Tweeted on Thursday, September 16, 2010 at 8:44 pm

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Little Yappy Dogs

They make up in chutzpah what they lack in space

these cretins of the canine race

obnoxious as day is long

toy dogs

w/ complexes Napoleon

Tweeted on July 31, 2010 at 2:34 p.m.

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Reunion

Spare me banalities

of bald jocks,

prom queen’s cancer

rich geeks, suicides

All & nothing mends

Old photos con

My name tag reads Anonymous

Tweeted on July 29, 2010 at 5:34 p.m.

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Hair

Short covets long

lusts bob

Strait perms

frizzy irons

Brunettes tint

Bleached blondes

Purple matrons

Skinhead dudes

Bald clutch Rogaine

Tweeted on July 24, 2010 at 4:27 p.m.

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Recipe

4Depakotes

4Zolofts

2Klonopins

add red wine 2 taste

sprinkle w/Vicodin

cook on highs & lows

365 days ’til fully melted

discard b4 serving

Tweeted:  January 21, 2010 at 6:28 p.m.

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